There’s Mr. Investor. How are your coins doing? Are you a millionaire yet? Who else thinks the crypto winter is here to stay and will take months if not years to see new ATH for our dusty bags?
These are the questions echoing through today’s financial conversations, where market swings spark bold dreams, cautious optimism, and the ever-present hope of striking just the right investment at the right time.
There’s Mr. Investor! How are your coins doing fren? Still mooning, or quietly hiding under the couch? Millionaire yet, or just emotionally wealthy from watching the charts all day?
In a world where everyone’s a financial expert after one good trade, investing has become equal parts strategy, suspense, and stand-up comedy. How are your coins doing? Printing money or teaching valuable life lessons?
Millionaire yet, or just rich in screenshots of almost-winning trades? I give it a try to the Kaito launchpad and so far I lost 90% of what I invested in Boundless, PlayNetwork and Novastro!
I am stubborn as a mule because I fail to understand that the age of ICOs has gone! I joined the Theoriq launchpad in the summer but took them months to prepare a TGE!
I had $1000 added into Theoriq, and when I claimed my 13,333 $THQ tokens... I dumped them straight away! I got a 25% profit, but speed matters. Only few hours later the value would have been halved!
Kyo Finance is a DEX and liquidity hub built on the Soneium blockchain, that aims to bridge Web2 usability with Web3 scalability and low gas costs. The UI is smooth and I had my time on Kyo!
Kyo is a vote-escrowed decentralized exchange, meaning users lock the platform’s native token to gain governance and yield benefits while trading liquidity more efficiently.
veKYO landed in December, and I was eligible for a slice of the airdrop. Had some points in season one and season two, plus two collectible disk NFTs that added value.
Went to claim and seen that my allocation was 38.889 veKYO, hoping this drop will be juicy! Instead... I checked it on Coingecko and decided to let them grow... all $1.20 worth of veKYO!
Kaito has it's perks, even if the whole algo and yap system is broken! Being a sKAITO holder sometimes brings random airdrops from projects I never tweeted about!
One of them is Allora, and getting 100 $ALLO tokens was a good surprise! I don't fancy any HODL mode in 2026 so swapped them all into stables, part of the consolidation plan!
All the airdrops I will get this year will turn into USDC, and added into the auto-compounding pools at Blend! The first deposit of 2026 came thanks to Allora, and $53 may not be much but it's honest work!
A similar story on Cookie, where stakers get a slice of the rewards! I was eligible for some $TEN tokens from Tennet, with an option to double it up when the Ten Mainnet gets launched.
I like a good gamble and went for the double or nothing! Will claim 688 $TEN instead of 344 once upon a time, and hopefully the decision will turn into a good bounty!
There’s Mr. Investor! How are your coins doing? Spiritually bankrupt? Millionaire yet? Will Tennet or Kyo make you crazy rich? No, bro… at this rate you won’t even be able to afford toilet paper, let alone generational wealth!
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