I find it really irks people if you separate the words HAM - MOCK.. fun times ahead.
It is hard to find a competent massage person. Especially, when SAGE Certificates made everyone think they can do it. But also, she's running a massage business from home, so that means that it is more than just a massage - all those other things need attention.
You don't have to give a review - well, you have sort of given one in an anonymous fashion.
I rarely provide reviews of massages. But when I have it has been because the massage was super great or, one time, it was in support of a friend's massage business (who also knew how to massage).
Any bad experience I don't review and I never return. Normally, they don't seem to be around too long anyway. How do you tell a person their massage was horrible? Or the carpet needed a vacuum? Or the towel didn't seem fresh? Or they "accidentally" grabbed my testicles and apologised thinking I was responding to a gay advert and not the one in the local paper, with the follow up of, "Lucky you let me know or who knows what might have happened..."...
Also, it sounds like you had a sort of uncharted adventure.
Kudos to you, you light sensitive critic... hahahah
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